Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.
my loathing for Cosmo continues to grow
if you’re going to try to scare him with a little puncture pain, use your teeth or fingernails like a fucking grown woman, for fuck’s sake
This video defines a period of my life I hold dear to me. As complicated as it seemed at the time, it was nothing in comparison to the amount of scar tissue I was on the precipice of dealing with. I said scar tissue specifically because it amuses me to do so in a blog post about FNM. It just does. (RHCP rivalry reference only 90’s kids will get)
I miss a time when my biggest problem was scrubbing peppermint schnapps out of my friend’s sofa before her parents came back home. I remember adding Mike Patton to a mental list I had at the time of musicians I loved in a way I could pair with my rapidly expanding sexual identity.Until then, the list only had one member: Dave Navarro.
More to come on whatever this will be…..
I can’t imagine anyone who has landed upon my tumblr wouldn’t love this man. Please acquaint yourself with him before further dating, masturbation, sex, or interactions with other humans.
the weekly column: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=13913162#thisweek
The best part about adulthood is not sleeping with dudes who like the Flaming Lips.
Did you know there’s a device that can be wired through a woman’s spinal cord to create an orgasm at will?
Did you know that the notion of women’s sexual dysfunction was invented by the first drug company to create a medication for an erectile dysfunction drug when Viagara came on the market and they needed a new product?
Still one of the most interesting and provocative articles I’ve ever read.
”…when trauma doesn’t get to work itself through your system, your system idles at a heightened state, and so getting more really intense input calms your system down.”