intersteight:

DAAAAYYYY AFTER DAAAAYYYYY I GET ANGRRRRRYYYY AND I WILL SAAAAY

THAT THE DAAAAYYYY IS IN MY SIGHHHHHT

WHEN I TAKE A BOW AND SAY GOOOOODNIGHT

thespoonrooster:

laserkitty:

when-your-stars-fall-down:

don’t dissect!

my right got me an F in the 7th grade :( 

Also it’s really really hard to do.

I refused, but I was an honors student, so they just waved me off for the period and the rest of the class was annoyed with me as usual.

thespoonrooster:

laserkitty:

when-your-stars-fall-down:

don’t dissect!

my right got me an F in the 7th grade :(
 

Also it’s really really hard to do.

I refused, but I was an honors student, so they just waved me off for the period and the rest of the class was annoyed with me as usual.

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Reblogged for N

Reblogged for N

thespoonrooster:

E as in gas tank is empty, lol

HOLY SHIT I AM SO STUPID

BUT YOU CAN SEE HOW I’D THINK …

THE POST IS STILL TERRIBLE

EVEN WORSE

STILL

I AM SO STUPID

Oooooooooh me too.

Hahaha

Me too

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

conceitedcat:

thequickbullet:

IT CAME 

holy fucking shit
HOW
HOW DID YOU GET THESE
AND FOR HOW MUCH

Is this the $85 package from their site’s store?

conceitedcat:

thequickbullet:

IT CAME 

holy fucking shit

HOW

HOW DID YOU GET THESE

AND FOR HOW MUCH

Is this the $85 package from their site’s store?

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damascanradio:

I’d sell off my savior for a set of new wings

thespoonrooster:

carrymetosea:

I can’t even go to my fucking job interview cause I’m on E and my mom won’t fill up my fucking tank.

I know that sounds spoiled, but they PROMISED they’d pay for gas if I made good grades.

1) Why would you go to a job interview on ecstasy in the first place

2) What

This is the best thing ever.

Have you considered calling child services?

Remember when you felt better than this?

Remember when you felt better than this?

Tom Waits - Letterman 2-6-86 (by Mrsilenciobackgammon)

hilarious

excellent